thedeadparrot

the size of the boat (6130 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Size Kink, Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Multiple Orgasms, Marathon Sex, Crowley Has A Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has A Penis (Good Omens), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Large Cock
Summary:

Crowley has a size kink. Heaven accidentally issued Aziraphale a huge dick.

There are no footnotes in this. That is the only thing I can say in my own defense here.

Of course I now have bronchitis after my cold. OF COURSE. Body, why do you do this to me? It's just been snot and coughing all over everything for the past few days.

Anyway, I posted some Good Omens fic.

O Blessed Bonds (3809 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Bondage, Gentle Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Blow Jobs, Forced Orgasm, Footnotes, Dom/sub, Sub Crowley (Good Omens)
Summary:

Aziraphale ties Crowley up. They both enjoy the experience.

Because I'm that kind of nerd, I wrote up a tool to code the footnotes in this fic: Footnote Formatter. Feel free to use it or to spread it around or to give me some feedback on it! I have added some features based on some early feedback already.