like motion picture badfic, in a way

I watched Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Part 2). It was kind of spectacularly awful. Nothing happens! For two hours! There are some vague attempts at building narrative tension, but they all suck and never go anywhere. I think it was quite an achievement to make an entire movie and have it be so entirely useless.

It was kind of also delightful watching it with other people where we mostly just talked over the entire movie and ate lots of delicious pastries.

MJ is next weekend! Whee!