let's do facts like i'm stephen colbert

Fact #1:
I am not going to make the cheesiest Mark/Edurado vid ever to Bad Romance.


Fact #2:
If I ever see another story where Eduardo/Andrew's eyes are compared to that of a baby deer in general or that of Bambi in particular, I will find a way to replace the entire internet with a thesaurus.


Fact #3:
I am much happier when I have convinced myself that I am a bad writer and that no one wants to read my fic.


Fact #4:
Daft Punk is the shit. I could listen to "One More Time" on repeat for the rest of my life.


Fact #5:
There is no fact #5.


Fact #6:
Trying to explain P vs. NP to someone without a CS background is hard.