So this is what I'm going to post about on a Saturday night

thedeadparrot: god, i am reading a story where Draco Malfoy is like a 1950's housewife and I AM ENJOYING IT UNIRONICALLY
zulu: Heeeeee
zulu: they can't all be Deep and Meaningful.
thedeadparrot: like, i mean, i'm only reading it because the author is fantastic
thedeadparrot: and mmmm, food descriptions
zulu: suuuuuure
zulu: okay, the food thing I might believe.
thedeadparrot: but! I DO KIND OF LOATHE DRACO MALFOY
zulu: hee. He seems like a whiner.
zulu: I'm sure the Dark Lord would've eaten him.
zulu: eventually
thedeadparrot: yeah
thedeadparrot: but here, he is mopey and bakes things
thedeadparrot: i can relate!

If anyone is curious, fic in question is helenish's Theft of Assets, Destruction of Property (warning for descriptions of abuse).