this is not a real post about parkour

[thedeadparrot]

I went to a parkour workshop today, and it was super great. My back and arms are sore because I went to class yesterday, and I have an ugly bruise on my right knee from screwing up a jump (which is exhibit D of a future post entitled 'Athletes have disgusting bodies'). I do have a longer post that I would like to write about why I love this sport so much, but I have not had enough time to gather my thoughts.

The rest of my weekend will probably involve sitting on my couch, working on a third fic that I will write and never post, and hunt down authors to bid on for fandomtrumpshate. (There's a very long list of people offering things if you want to try to skim it to find authors you might recognize.)

I am thrilled that I have the cash to actually bid for things in one of these big fandom auctions. I'm eager to get into bidding wars over some of the ones that I've already bid on (so yeah, if you are at all hesitant about hurting my feelings by bidding against me, I am actually really excited to tangle with you).

And I dunno. If I'm feeling mostly recovered by Monday, I might go ice skating. That could be fun. Maybe I'll even learn how to stop like a real skater instead of just running into walls.

Comments

[stultiloquentia]

I'm working Monday, but am up for skating in general. The first time just has to be somewhere where I can get my skates sharpened, because I'm way overdue. But I can teach you how to stop!

[thedeadparrot]

I will definitely keep that in mind! I am not sure which places will let you get your skates sharpened, but maybe I can pick a time (for sometime that is not Monday), and you can pick a place?