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thedeadparrot ([personal profile] thedeadparrot) wrote2009-06-19 07:25 pm
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well, it's my (fandom) birthday, too

Today is my sixth fandom birthday!

Six years ago, a wee parrot decided she was going to try her hand at this 'fanfic' thing she was reading so much of. It could have been great! It could have been epic! She could hear the reviews already: A fresh new voice with unmistakable talent! Stylistically adventurous with a dash of realism! A story that makes some sort of sense and doesn't make you want to gouge your own eyes out!

Needless to say, it was none of those things.

For those of you who are too afraid to click the link, it contains: bad formatting; short, really crappy paragraphing; horrific dialogue; even worse characterization; structural trickery that I was not good enough to handle; and just general n00bishness.

What can I say? I was young and foolish! And maybe a little clueless and too full of myself! It happens! Besides, that fandom was not writing the stories I wanted from it, so I had to do it myself. You can't judge me for that!

So, how about you guys? What was the first piece of fic you ever wrote? Did it suck? Were you really fucking amazing? Does is it still on the internet or have you made a concerted effort to destroy every copy in existence? Did you post it to a mailing list? Do you even remember mailing lists? Did it get published in a zine? Are you a lot fandom-older than me? Do you still occasionally reread your first fic to remind yourself how far you've come? Do you occasionally repost it in your journal to remind everyone else how far you've come?

C'mon, flist! Tell me all about your own embarrassing (or not so embarrassing) first fics so we can all commiserate.

It'll be fun. No, really.
skywalker: kara thrace / bsg (space cake (no boxes motherfucker))

[personal profile] skywalker 2009-06-20 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
May 2001, Potter Sue -- uber powerful pre-Hogwarts-age witch kidnapped by Voldemort to learn to be a super-witch and then go to Hogwarts and get Harry, except that halfway through the fic it devolved into something about elemental magic.
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[personal profile] skywalker 2009-06-20 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
-- NO, WAIT, THAT'S A LIE.

In third grade we had to do retellings of "The Three Little Pigs" and mine was about Emperor Palpatine.
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[personal profile] cephy 2009-06-20 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... I think mine was an epically long Gundam Wing fantasy AU with vampires. Which, thankfully, never did get finished. XD
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[personal profile] ignaz 2009-06-20 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It was X-Files songfic. As in, half the fic was lyrics? And the other half was just as pretentious. It was posted to a mailing list/usenet, because this was 1998, and I subsequently made every effort to disappear it. That said, I got very positive feedback! That was one fandom that was really nice and really welcoming to n00bs (at least at that point).
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[personal profile] onceamy 2009-06-21 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Gosh, you had to ask.

Here's little 12 year old Amy (posing as an 18 year old with a pseud). She finds HP fandom, back in 2002! It is terrific, and she spends many hours corrupting her brain, and decides to write some Tom/Ginny fic.

...

It sucked; she finds out she can't write dialogue (still can't), and nobody ever sees it. Then, about a month later, the writer brain kicks in, she writes a Draco/Ginny drabble that people liked (posted on LJ). In 2009, as herself (the real, now 17, Amy), she fixes it up and thinks, well, it was quite good for a kid and puts it on the AO3, orphaned.
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[personal profile] onceamy 2009-06-23 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

I thought long and hard about orphaning it, and decided I can always claim it as my own in speech, I'd just prefer that J. Random User not know I wrote it. I abandoned a few friends when I dropped out of HP fandom.

Formatting can be fixed! Even if your structures were a bit too overdone (like mine were), it's still an ode to fandom as a n00b, which is important to have :). *encourages*