thedeadparrot | And they call me Spammy McSpamerson.

Dear FMA fans on my friendslist,

I have come to realize that none of you have appeared on F_W (which in this fandom is something of a statistical anomaly), and I have to ask you all one thing:

DUDE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I mean, seriously, I want front row seats for these things, and since the amount of wank on

fm_alchemist has dried up recently, I've been getting second-hand wank. Second-hand. As an FMA BNF (I'm on Scimitar Smile, bitches. That means I'm automatically granted l33t BNF status), I demand that my minions start wanking up a storm for my amusement.

Get to it.

Much love (and some disappointment),
thedeadparrot