thedeadparrot | Hi! I'm a snotty bitch.

I think my fics are generally free of descriptive metaphor, because I read other fics and stumble upon some truly horrendous metaphors and cry. That's a good enough reason for me.

Also, why the hell did the Bleach writers (in the manga at least) fuck up a perfectly good episodic story involving a kid learning to balance his various weirdnesses with his normal school life, and TURN IT INTO FUCKING NARUTO? WHY?

*sob*

(Note: I have nothing against Naruto. It's just that one is enough, don't you think?)