This is what I end up talking about while at work

thedeadparrot: i am so suffering from fannish stockholm syndrome
zulu yeah?
ohhh dear
pets you
there there
Sherlock is lovely
he and John are MFEO
thedeadparrot: ahahahaha
i was looking at preordering the series
<.<
>.>
for when it comes out on DVD
zulu :D
thedeadparrot: WHY DO I LIKE THIS SHOWWWWWWWW?
zulu heeeeeeeeee
because it gave you a monstrous crackbunny
and many many comments
thedeadparrot: hmpf
zulu I'm just sayin', dude
they love you out there
thedeadparrot: like, if it were just the comments, it would be easier to deal with
i'm beginning to find cumberbatch attractive
zulu oh man
in that case there's really no help
thedeadparrot: also, i sometimes forget 'cumberbatch' is a hilarious name
zulu dude is like an alien
oh man
peers through fingers at you
thedeadparrot: it is upsetting, man
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, I AM TELLING YOU
zulu I'm sure you'll make it through!
you'll come out on the other side an older and wiser fan!
thedeadparrot: for some reason, i doubt that
seriously, man. i sometimes forget that they're not supposed to come off as desperately in love with one another
zulu snorrfle
thedeadparrot: and i want to draw little cartoon hearts around them
IT'S A SICKNESS OF THE BRAIN, I AM TELLING YOU
zulu why do birds suddenly appeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear
everytime Cumberbatch is neeeeeeeeeeeeear
thedeadparrot: okay, yes. i am finding his name appropriately funny again
maybe there is hope for me yet
zulu hee! Good
thedeadparrot: ... i want to listen to the DVD commentaries
zulu I'm not giggling at you
not at all!