State of the Parrot

So, I'm taking the GREs tomorrow, and I'm kind of FREAKING OUT because I can't do math in my head, and if I try to speed up, I get careless, and the vocab is full of words NO ONE EVER USES EVER, which I know because most of the vocab I know I learned from ACTUALLY READING and not from memorizing the dictionary for fun.

And my parents will flip the fuck out at me if I don't do well here, because I also learned that I have four cavities in my teeth today. I HATE YOU TOO, LIFE.