thedeadparrot: (spock cat)
2017-06-06 09:08 pm
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chatfic: the Mike Richards/Jeff Carter future fic i want but will never write

So I've been talking about the fic where Jeff Carter becomes a GM and Mike Richards is the head coach and they have to deal with their past in order to make ~their future~. It is the fic of my heart, and I will never actually write it because it is too perfect in my head, and I would just ruin it the second I tried to put it into real words.

That doesn't mean I won't chatfic about it with [archiveofourown.org profile] Dark_Eyed_Junco. So here's some lightly edited chat logs, mostly posted here for my own entertainment. But hey, maybe you'll get some amusement out of them too.

chatfic )
thedeadparrot: (angel alley)
2017-05-29 01:36 pm
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fic: To Do Wrong (Hockey RPF, Carter/Richards)

Hello, friends. Would you like to read a Blade Runner AU about grizzled, world-weary Mike and Jeff making their way through a gritty, noir, cyberpunk version of LA? I hope you do, because I wrote it.

To Do Wrong (14385 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Jeff Carter/Mike Richards
Characters: Jeff Carter, Mike Richards
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Cyberpunk, Alternate Universe - Blade Runner Fusion, Established Relationship
Summary:


The years of doing this -- the same case files full of replicants, the same days and weeks of hunting them through the streets of LA, the same whistling of the kettle when the water's ready -- they're all sitting on Mike's shoulders, weighing him down.

thedeadparrot: (obvious place)
2017-04-25 10:06 pm
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(no subject)

My not-descent into hockey fic continues. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Laugh it up.


It's Only Noise (5092 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jeff Carter/Mike Richards
Characters: Mike Richards, Jeff Carter
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Pacific Rim Fusion, Career Ending Injuries, Recovery
Series: Part 2 of Living in Salt
Summary:

Pacific Rim AU. Mike POV companion piece to Living in Salt. Mike works through his issues by talking to everyone except his co-pilot.




this burning desire (2386 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jeff Carter/Mike Richards
Characters: Jeff Carter, Mike Richards
Additional Tags: Humiliation kink, Slut Shaming
Summary:

Jeff likes being humiliated. Mike doesn't really get it, but he's willing to go along with it anyway.

thedeadparrot: (lois + clark)
2017-04-07 06:47 am
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An update

I've been writing things, hooray! I, um, accidentally forgot to cross-post this X-Men fic, despite posting it a month ago.

(The Answer Is) Blowin' In The Wind (7769 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: X-Men (Movieverse)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Additional Tags: Darkest Timeline, Post-X3, Pre-X-Men: Days of Future Past
Summary:

Charles is resurrected. Erik regains full use of his powers. And everything that happens between those two events.



And here's a fic about fishing and clamming and threesomes, because I'm here to drown in my Mike Richards feelings for real.

The First Day of the Rest of Your Life (8443 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Megan Mitchell/Willie Mitchell/Mike Richards
Characters: Mike Richards, Megan Mitchell, Willie Mitchell
Additional Tags: Fishing, Clamming, Retirement, Threesome - F/M/M
Summary:
willie_mitch33: @mikehrichards Killer! When you going to come and play with the big boys #bluewater
mikehrichards: @willie_mitch33 just waiting for the invite bud


I have also been knitting things! Lots of things! Maybe even too many things! No pictures as of right now, but maybe I'll make a post that is pretty much just pictures.
thedeadparrot: (nowhere man)
2017-02-14 05:12 am
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writing whining and also fic

Chugging along with this one fic that I thought might just be emotional arcs, and it turns out that it's also like, growing a plot as well. It's the worst! Why, writing, whyyyyyy.

I finished reading the psychic wolves books. I'm not sure if I would recommend them to others, necessarily. But they were generally entertaining and had fun worldbuilding with their fake Vikings who bang each other.

Oh, and I wrote some psychic wolf fic (for Lupercalia) myself:

sweeter than heaven, hotter than hell (4414 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jeff Carter/Mike Richards
Characters: Mike Richards, Jeff Carter
Additional Tags: Psychic Wolves, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Summary:

Arnold's the one who's getting very thoroughly laid wolf-style, and Mike's here in his hotel room, very much not getting laid. Good thing Jeff's around to help him out.

thedeadparrot: (obvious place)
2017-01-18 05:22 am
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fic: Wild Magic (Hockey RPF, Carter/Richards)

Wild Magic (3587 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jeff Carter/Mike Richards
Characters: Mike Richards, Jeff Carter
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Hunters & Hunting, Animal Butchering
Summary:


On the ice, he careens into opposing players, he fires off slapshots, he wins faceoffs, and he gets into fights. He does it all with the taste of the lake's water on his tongue, the feel of its winter ice underneath his skates. Some of the other witches chirp him for cheating, for using his magic where it's not allowed. But they don't get it. Mike's magic has never been something he does. It's always been something he is.



In case you really wanted to read about deer butchering today or something.
thedeadparrot: (constantine)
2016-12-27 04:29 pm

Fic: Living in Salt (Hockey RPF, Pacific Rim AU, Carter/Richards)

I AM NOT IN HOCKEY FANDOM, I SWEAR.

(shut up. shut up. shut up.)

Living in Salt (24358 words) by thedeadparrot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jeff Carter/Mike Richards
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Pacific Rim Fusion, Career Ending Injuries
Summary:

Pacific Rim AU. Jeff opens his eyes, and Mike opens his eyes. It's both his eyes and Mike's eyes. Their eyes.